CHEESE CAKE TRUCK

-Formed in sept , 1993, in Bergen,  Norway by unrelated,  identical brothers;

 Jonas Haugsdal, Endre Andersen, Ziggy Sletvold, Trund Kui, Petter Kdasson,and began in the murky metallic waters of local gigs...

-The much adored Stil Nataas joined on bass in April 94 after being released on bail for the alleged assignation of a mr C.Kobain in north America.

-Their first E.p, Head, was released on Subflavour records in Jan `95, and with the video for "Sarcastic" being shown on national Norwegian music T.V, and compilations  released featuring tracks from the record, the band whored their strange sound around Norway again. 

-In May `96 Mr K joined on drums to complete the line up that would play til the still unsolved disappearance 6 years later. They recorded another record "Token Cabaret" and supported MIRANDA SEX GARDEN on a tour of Norway, Sweden and Denmark.

-They  played their first London shows and then moved here in April `98, only so sit on the dole for a year before gaining a new member, Barney Hollington on Violin and noise who instigated some gigs through M.S.G.

- A quick drunken fondle in Southern Studio's courtesy of Therapy?/Dub War man Harvey Birrel produces a couple of tracks, "M.O.M" and "Everything Falls Apart", and Cheese Cake Truck spill their seeds across London, acquiring praise/fans from Organ Records to Rock Sound.

- After an x-rated show in Liverpool as part of IN THE CITY FESTIVAL The band got signed to an American Management company, GREY MATTER and played festivals and shows around the U.K til the end of the year. 1999 came to a grand finale @ The Borderline, London when the band donned huge gaffa tape erections and pissed on each other in celebration.

-The year 2000 saw Cheese Cake Truck being flown to America for tours of the East Coast, Features in Org, Kerrang, Rock Sound and Metal Hammer hailing them as Naked Flat Chested Art Metal Druids of the future, and most likley to  crash and burn in a black metal porn flick in 2001.

-Barney is the first to disappear in Feb 2001 after a tour of the U.K and was last seen playing with gypsies and shaved Naked Goats in East London Public Houses.while the band worked with the Yanki Doodle Dandy James Saez, who has shat out both Barbra Streisand (no shit!) and System of A Down.

- As the flames rose and Nerves broke, Members began to jump ship wildly proclaiming their innocence... Drummer Mr K drove to Essex and bought a young woman and now practices family life in Norway while hitting a snare with his spare hand.

-A no-longer talked about session took place with the then   in-training Jesus Las Vagas in a Clapton Studio`s which left Staale wild eyed and hungry for peace and quiet.. it is said that every other object u use in a normal day was designed by this moustachioed engineer of Bass from a dark cabin in northern Norway during the 6 months of daylight they bask in every year.

- Cheese Cake Truck began to lose use of its legs and finally stopped attending its weekly support meetings over Christmas 2001...

- Tho sightings have been reported of varies members dancing mexicanna and masturbating wildly in the basement of S.O.O.C building our only contact has been a note left with a cd and lucky charm in a bag of Norwegian Salted liquorish fish heads addressed to Unkle Tourettes. It reads;

" I don`t know what happened ... it came off in ma hand, were gonna b a few more minutes, here`s a tape...! tell `em were srry, love and lactation-"  cheese cake truck 2002.

we sold the lucky charm... ate the fish heads but oh, what a tape they left.....  

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