STRAIGHTOUTTACLAPTON.com online sleazy underground record store ¬¬¬¬¬a selection of the finest overlooked and undervalued noise from the hills of northern ireland via the docks of liverpool and the bullshit of London....

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STIG-

PISSED AS ART

Debut E.P from Northern home grown ambient noise terrorists, STIG. Melting Drum `n Bass Rhythms, Ska flavoured Brass and dirty guitars into danceable angry pop songs has given these hackney based (piss) artists a sound all of there own. Dirty Angular Electronic bouncing beats and murky guitars somewhere between Aphex Twin, and Mudhoney.

Mp3- Stig As Fuk

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USAGI-COPY/REPEAT E.P

£3 inc. p+p

delicately seething and precisely executed hap-hazard sonic pleasure for those that like eerie and powerful male/female split rants seething randomly spliced guitars and dislocated beats.....

after only a short life in the murky waters of the u.k`s live scene these exiled nerds of sonic feel good noise have shown theres a very real danger they may be the finest band in the world....

Mp3- Whiteboy Jackson

LUCKFINK e.p

£3 inc. p+p

serious and sinister and yet funny as fuk.... delivered straight to the point with acoustic guitars... rattles.. buzz`s.. damn.. ya can hear his rings taking the varnish off his acoustic,

spitting home truths about the unsung hero's that walk past us every day.. how the guy that sells us veg at the market used to bare knuckle box in the back streets, the hustlers, the lovers and the spliff doctors.... wicked, wicked stories... and a perfect way to present them..

Mp3- Fight

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MURDER MILE-

BURNING CHILD E.P

£3 INC p+p

Murder Miles latest release and current ORGAN single of the week is, BURNING CHILD E.P. As well as the twisted title track and violin frenzy/ driving bass of OUT DEMONS OUT, there is a cover of Psychotic Pineapples 1979 New Wave classic `Devil Has Work 4 Idle Hands`. Alot more twisted than their last e.p, stranger songs...ya can still throw yourself around to it... and despite some complex, fucked up rhythms that almost touch on Nordic rowing songs, its still perfect 3 minute punk. 6 tracks of altogether twisted nordic nonsense.

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Out Demons Out

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MURDER MILE-

WHERE DOGS GO 2 DIE

Clapton's Nightmare clown punks first E.P is now available again... 7 tracks of old skool punk that could hold its own nxt 2 The dead Kennedy's or No means No record. featuring the now stick smith of the U.K SUBS and recorded one day last May. WDG2D is more about 3 minute punk songs with only slight pointers to the weirder stuff they are currently carrying to term.... also features a cover of Police Truck by The DK`s.

Mp3-Misery

A.p.A.t.T

E.P (a)

A.p.A.t.T. r without doubt the most fucked band in Liverpool right now... Random claps, whistles, wood blocks and incense b4 taking a sharp turn in digital devil voiced hardcore then winding down with a barber shop quartet style sing song about the voices in their heads. Thou not know what noise is till ya get about half way through this E.P, just past the wicked bouncing Hip Hop of My Nuns Door Theme and tear jerking NiceII...when Broken Elbow lands, pronouncing every other form of music fookin lightweight...

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THE IMMIGRANTS

£3 inc. P+P

After 3 days battle against wine induced coma`s / intolerable narcolepsy and bouts of enema puking.... unkle tourettes documented The Immies brand of sonic violence for the first time in our London basement E5, which has now become their first S.O.C release.

5 tracks perfectly capturing these young pups of noise live show... entirely retarded guitar assaults encrusted with winnet style gems of pop genius.... a little bit albini a little bit frank black....

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Image Is Everything

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1993-2003

COMPILATION

£4 inc. p+p

There are unconfirmed reports that Cheese Cake Truck have stopped breathing... last seen pulling a tantrum and throwing small expensive objects in a random bid for attention... while we can only hope this is a cruel hoax meant to taint the most insane Norwegian art metal ever to be shat from the arse of our flat chested, moustachioed leader of noise, we feel it is our duty to provide a crutch for those of u who have been affected by this sad news... and what other way would a label help other than seeing dollars and releasing a post humorous compilation.... its a fucking good record tho......

Mp3- M.O.M

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you will die COMPILATION

Phoenix from You Will Die`s first E.P found its way on to radio 1 of all places in 2001 when Sir Steve Lamacq played it on his evening session.... raw as sushi angular rhythms sweetened slightly by the vocal melodies until it all caves in again with fucked up sub bass noise and pounding drums... no one sounded like this then... and unless you count Damien's new adventures in lo-fi, no one ever will.

11 tracks tracks taken from all releases since 2001.

Mp3- Phoenix

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THE EVANGELISTS

THIS IS A REAL RABBIT

Recorded with funds whored from medical research experiments, This is a real rabbit is THE EVANGELISTS second E.P... With air play from Sir John Peel firmly hidden in their knickers from their last release, these retarded ex porn stars from a town called Muff in Northern Ireland have put years of pissed up bar talk and twisted humour into 6 fuckin classic tracks of insane jazz metal/Folk....

Mp3- Microwaveman

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